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Last night I had the experience of a lifetime as far as taxi drivers go. I stepped into a taxi during rush hour. The driver thrusts off, throwing me back into my seat. “Where you go?” I said, “Please turn on the meter.” He smiles, “Okay Boss.” I say, “Such in addition to such Hotel.” Then shock of all shocks, he’s got a miniature T.V. on his dashboard. He’s watching a Kung Fu movie while operating! Bad enough to be operating in what we call normal traffic, although during rush hour. Insane!
I tried to reason with the guy, although all he would likely do was refer to how great the fight scenes were. I finally got so irritated in which I rose my voice, “What you do with your own life will be one thing, although you’re not going to play with mine!” Whether he understood, or This kind of was the tone of my voice we’ll never know. He turned off the T.V.
The next morning I had to go to Kuta to pick up a few things. I hailed another taxi, in addition to realized I could have walked faster than the snail’s pace we were moving along at, although the outside heat in addition to the weight of my head (tough night) kept me riding. How This kind of guy ever got a license I’ll never know. Maybe in a Coco Crunch box? What a way to start the day!
When we finally reached my destination I forgot I only had a large note in my pocket. The meter charge was only a fraction of in which. Surprisingly he had the change which he gave back minus a few notes. I said, “You owe me more.” He smiles in in which way in addition to says “No This kind of for me.” “What the hell do you mean? If I want to give you a tip in which’s my business!” “No This kind of for me”, This kind of time using a threatening look. I gave him back the same look in addition to insisted on my money. He then threatened to call the police, which I was more than happy with. He slammed one of the missing bills into my hand in addition to then began shouting in addition to pushing me out of the taxi. To say the least, I couldn’t believe This kind of guy. I caught myself in addition to thought, will be This kind of worth This kind of? I was going to give him a tip anyway.
I slammed the door in addition to didn’t look back, although you could hear his horn blasting away. So currently in which I have caught your attention here are some tips by various trippers about This kind of planet. If you happen to be bopping around Singapore you’re not required to tip, although This kind of’s graciously accepted. Off to Brazil? No Money no honey. Absolutely not! A definite no no. What are you doing in England? Pip pip in addition to all in which sort of rot. Of course my not bad man, This kind of would likely show poor form not to. Yes tipping surely. Bangkok, ahh man’s country. Not only will be tipping permitted although everything in which goes along with This kind of as well. You can bet your bottom dollar on in which one. How’d you get through Germany? If you don’t tip they’ll ask you for your papers. fresh Zealand. ‘God’s country’. They make enough off the metre. So much for in which. France, ahh gay Paris. Ooh la la. If you don’t tip you might get your money thrown back in your face. Sahib you’re in India, if you’re not inside Groovy Guru This kind of’s not only expected, This kind of’s prayed for. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie in which’s Italy, just like the pizza anything goes. A knife in addition to a cork, a bottle in addition to a cork, in which’s the way you spell fresh York. You’d better believe This kind of, if you don’t tip any less than ten percent you’re guaranteed for insults a plenty, which can lead to who knows what. currently in which you’ve been on a need to know basis, many a happy tipping day.
Chow Mein, Salvador Bali
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